What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
A hole-in-the wall kosher falafel joint did not make the cut this year.
Because they're trying to cover up the fact that such a girl won't date them because of there appear...
Since you’re “rooting for America” then you are clearly a Trump-fellating wankmaggot, in which case...
More than 1,100 measles cases have been reported in the United States this year, and the highly cont...
Neighbors never try to tell me what to do because I’m crazy as hell. This busybody one next door, wh...
What is it like to be a Christian in Iran? It's Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas. According to Google...
New near-infrared observations by the James Webb Space Telescope highlight a tightly packed group of...
Honestly, there’s nothing that makes ‘me’ different. Neither I’m Tesla, who got poor grades in schoo...
An experiment in mice has discovered that a mother’s iron deficiency alters sex determination. Until...
Public health leaders said the cuts are reducing the entire system to a shadow of what it once was,...